Caught In The Act! Paris Hilton And Senator Al Franken In Sleazy Flap

by on 25/02/11 at 4:32 am

Franken claims the real reason he dropped 'Stein' from his family name was to be able to fit it on a business card.

A few years ago, Franken put on a display of 'foreplay' he practices on sleeping women.  Sleaze knows no boundary if you're a Democrat.

A few years ago, Franken put on a display of ‘foreplay’ he practices on sleeping women. Sleaze knows no boundary if you’re a Democrat.

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)

The Paris Hilton admitted today that it had royaly screwed Senator Al Franken the last time the Minnesota Senator visited the French capitol.

The recent headlines embarrassed the senator after the hotel admitted it cheated him out of double-dipper frequent flyer miles by neglecting to properly process the bonus points to the Senator's credit card.

A spokesman for the Democratic party remarked to reporters, "This isn't the first time Hilton screwed the Senator, the last time he diddled around in Paris, he was forced to remove his aluminum foil hat before coming inside!"

Fellow Democrat Harry Reid had some comments for MSNBC about the recent Hilton- Franken flap. Reid added his own feelings about 'frequent flyer' programs and his own experiences while in Paris, "Yes, I do admit it. The last time I visited, I used the Paris Hilton famous backdoor entry. It was sleazy and smelled like hell, but I have to admit it did seem to be very well used. God help Senator Franken if he used it too!"

The Senator added, "It seems a pity that those valuable miles will be wasted when there are so many homeless in America that would love to visit Paris."

Al Franken is a comedian who regularly appeared on Saturday Night Live before heading up a liberal radio talk show on Airhead America. The show and network folded within a year causing Franken to seek other employment that would fit his job skills.

20 years ago Franken took heat from various Jewish organizations for dropping a portion of his family name in order to advance his comic career. Franken explained that dropping ‘Stein’ from his last name just made it easier to fit his name on business cards, plus, who would watch a comedian named Frankenstein?



One Response to “Caught In The Act! Paris Hilton And Senator Al Franken In Sleazy Flap”

  1. Bargis

    Nov 17th, 2017

    OK….So where’s Bill Clinton in all of this? Double standard!

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