TV’s ‘Dog Whisperer’ Cesar Millan Announces Pending Divorce. Wife Of 16 Years Cites ‘Too Much Doggie-Style’

by on 28/04/11 at 4:25 am

Cesar claims he's always looked out for the little guy. (photo courtesy Captain America and Bear)

Los Angeles, CA-(SatireWorld.com)

The dog trainer to the stars has hit a bumpy road in the last few weeks with the announcement of an impending divorce. The Dog Whisperer, better known as Cesar Millan, has headed for the proverbial doghouse as his wife of 16 years threw him out of his home along with 74 stray dogs that inhabited their three bedroom LA home.

“I didn’t mind the dogs all that much, but when Cesar roamed around the house on his hands and knees barking that was the last straw. I guess I should add about the mailman that wouldn’t deliver the mail ever since Cesar tried to sniff his butt!”

Friends say it was more complex than that. The real reason was Cesar’s desire to copulate Doggie Style where and when he wanted no matter who was around. According to Juanita Sanchez, a close neighbor and friend of the Millans who just lives across the street….”Cesar would howl loudly, demand his wife to sit and ‘beg’, then he’d push his wife down on all fours, and then attempted to mount her! He even tried that at our neighborhood BBQ last Cince De Mayo! It was disgusting…Then of course all the other men there had try it too!”

Cesar claims it was all a joke and no harm was intended. “Look, at home we did it doggie style all the time just because the kids got such a kick out of it!”

Millan’s wife is seeking 50% of all assets, the 1,700 square foot home, and 14 extra flea collars.



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