by Bargis Tryhol on 18/12/11 at 3:56 pm
Jeruselem, Israel – (SatireWorld.com)
Sportcasters on ESPN revealed they have details of a secret deal between the Denver Broncos football team and successful Israeli quarterback Jesus H. Christ. Called the ‘sports deal of the millenium,’ Christ will sign on to a record multi-decade deal that includes a cathederal in his name, book signings, and a sandal deal with Nike. Reportedly, Jesus will act as back-up quarterback for Tim Tebow who’s been known for a few recent miracles himself.
Touted for his successful ‘Hail Mary’ passes, Christ has pulled the irons out of the fire on numerous occasions included the recent Mediteranean Super Bowl where his team was rated as the underdog. Jesus’ numerous 99 yard passes won the game against the beleagured Roman Roughnecks by a score of 703 to 0.
Denver quarterback Tim Tebow relishes the idea of having Jesus in the locker room and hopes he will be an inspiration to his team mates, many of which have taken to placing band-aids over raunchy tattoos in the past few days.
More details to follow after Sunday’s game announcement.