America’s Newest Super Hero ‘Banana Boy’ Sticks Adam Lambert Over Foreskin Remark
by Dick Miles-Long on 26/01/12 at 6:46 am
Banana Boy was in the news recently when at a 'Cow Patty Kicking Contest' in Del Rio, Texas, he took it to the next level and kicked the crap out of a cow.
Times can be hard for a super hero. There are days when even the most benign activity can turn around and cause difficulties. An example would be singer Adam Lambert recent visit to a dinner party put on to honor America's newest super hero, the yellow-caped Banana Boy.
While speaking at the dinner part about events in recent days, where super hero Banana Boy challenged Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, to 'pony up' and admit to the world that his 'willie' is sub-standard and would most likely be a good fit on a gnat.
In the course of that banter between east and west, male foreskins was somehow brought into the picture and that seemed to enrage Mr. Lambert. According to his date, David, "Adam who has a strong affinity for true fleshy ending."
Well, it seems the pink-hued Adam Lambert didn't like the remark and threatened Banana Boy with an umbrella….No, not a real umbrella, but one of those little paper ones you find in one of those poofy drinks served while seated under fake bamboo and dusty silk palm trees.
In fact, the fundraiser was being held at Billy Choo's Taiwanese Restaurant where silly umbrellas were everywhere. At the onset of the Lambert tirade, guests became silent and showed concern at Lambert's angry and threatening response toward Banana Boy.
In true super hero fashion, Banana Boy simply swished his yellow cape…pulled the threatening umbrella away, while quickly sticking it up Lambert's nose.
Let’s Hear It!