Tub-O-Lard Michael Moore Heckled AT OWS Rally…The $50 Million Dollar Man Loses Face, Then Devours 6 Pizzas

by on 20/03/12 at 2:14 pm

After leaving Zuccotti Park, Moore headed uptown for a ritzy $75.00 pizza and quickly devoured 6 of them in order to temper his frazzled nerves.

New York City – (SatireWorld.com)

Perrenial fat man in a workingman’s clothes, director Michael Moore may sympathize with the 99 percenters who form the group Occupy Wall Street, but he got a bit of a rude reminder that he really isn‘t one of them at a rally in New York city’s Zuccotti Park on Saturday.

Moore reportedly decided to go for a personal meet-and-greet with Occupy Wall Street protesters, and while he snapped multiple photos with adoring fans, there was also some discontent after his speech as some hecklers called him “50 million dollar, Halliburton invested Michael Moore.” Presumably, the latter accusation refers to a story from 2005 that Moore once owned Halliburton stock. On Saturday night, independent filmmaker Michael Moore strode through the park before the police incursion.

Moore gave a speech in front of hundreds of the disenchanted which was interrupted by booing and cat-calls. Here’s Moore’s speech:

“Occupy Wall Street continues to draw big celebrities like me, however.“I think it’s great that this movement continues to grow, sorta like me! (laughter)”

Moore continued, “I think the goals are clear. People are concerned that they have no control over their own democracy. They have no control over their own lives.

“This is the beginning. This park is sacred ground for millions across the country.”

At that point even the wastards of America had had enough and started booing and calling out, ‘Capitalist scumball’….’Your movies suck you fuckin’pig!’….’Go home to your private multi-million dollar estate with the private guards’…’Eat your Haliburton stock lard face’….

At that point Moore smiled and waved like nothing was wrong and headed uptown in his limosine to a swanky restaurant just like the common folks.



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