by Jalapenoman on 07/04/12 at 4:51 pmLavonia, MI – (SatireWorld.com)
Laws in some states requiring chocolate Easter bunnies to be eaten ears first are being protested by several deaf and hard of hearing groups. They find these rules to be discriminatory and feel that they demean the very real disabilities of those with hearing loss.
In a written statement, Ms. Leticia Monroe wrote that “we don’t like the laws that say that children and adults must bite off the ears first. We think that this makes fun of our plight and our place in society. Chocolate eaters should be able to start out with the nose or feet or tail or whatever part they feel like.”
“They also shouldn’t make the ears the easiest and thinnest and longest part. This automatically draws attention to them. How do you think deaf children feel when the easiest part to bite off is their ears? They identify with being eaten and taken advantage of by others.”
When asked through writing if she would like to make a statement, Monroe strode to the microphone and said “hubba buh, bubba du du duhh duh.”
THE WRITERS AND EDITORS OF SATIRE WORLD WISH ALL* OF OUR READERS A HAPPY EASTER HOLIDAY.
*Except for them non-Christian, raghead, terrorist sheep humpers in the Middle East who don’t believe in Jesus and won’t get visited by the Easter Bunny and will all burn in hell.