Rosie O’Donnell Says “If I Had A Son, He’d Look Like Miley Cyrus”

by on 30/08/13 at 8:50 am

Miley's problems seem to have started right around the time she had her right middle finger tattooed. Associates close to MIley say the double-lined tattoo was nothing but a 'depth guage.'

Miley’s problems seem to have started right around the time she had her right middle finger tattooed. Associates close to Miley say the double-lined tattoo is a ‘depth guage.’

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Rosie O’Donnell announced today that she was not upset by Miley Cyrus’s performance at MTV’s VMA Awards by paraphrasing President Barack Obama and saying “If I had a son, he’d look like Miley Cyrus.” Miley upset viewers everywhere by bumping and grinding (now called “twerking” by the texting generation) and then constantly rubbing her crotch suggestively with a foam finger during a musical performance at the awards show.

Said Rosie, “Miley might be a skinny little girl, but she’s 20 and she’s and adult now… so I’d do her… unless, of course, she was my son… and then I wouldn’t do her because I don’t like boys except Tom Cruise.”

“I can imagine a son of mine dressed like that and dancing like that on a stage. If I looked that good in flesh colored bra and panties, I’d get up there and duet with Miley. Of course, I haven’t looked good in tight clothes like that since I made Exit to Eden.”

Ms. O’Donnell said that she didn’t understand why people were upset and didn’t like the dance. “They all must be Republicans or Conservatives or Christians or something. If they don’t want to watch stuff like that, they should just watch Veggie Tales reruns or something.”

“Anyhow, I think the whole thing was pretty hot and I’m planning to get all the episodes of Hannah Montana on DVD now.”

“I’ve also offered Miley a million dollars to buy that foam finger she was rubbing against her goodies. I’ve been fantasizing about having and sniffing that finger for days!”



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