by Bargis Tryhol on 19/12/13 at 6:39 am
Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com)
During his A&E imposed banning over a homosexual remark he made during a magazine interview, Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson recalls television’s first gay-themed TV show aimed specifically at children.
ROBERTSON: “Sure, you remember him. Yes, that adorable Fred Flintstone wearing his cave man outfit of an animal skin over one shoulder and hanging around with best friend Barney Rubble.”
Back in the 50s, the Flintstones were the modern age vision of a Stone Age family. Residing in the fictitious town of Bedrock, Fred Flintstone worked an unsatisfying quarry job on top of a dinosaur steam-shovel, for a bad-guy boss who squandered his labor to enhance his luxury cave on Knob Hill. But each evening Fred returned home to his lovely wife Wilma and eventually daughter Pebbles.
ROBERTSON: “Yeah, Fred, was a big fan of golf and bowling, also enjoyed bullying fairly stupid Barney Rubble (his neighbor), while Barney’s saucy and hot wife Betty was best friends with Wilma. The show convinced a generation of children that dinosaurs and humans occupied the planet at the same time.”
ROBERSTSON: “If’n you remember, for over a decade evening television blared out a familiar theme song…”
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
They’re a modern stone-age family.
From the, town of Bedrock, They’re a page right out of history.
Let’s ride, with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet.
When you’re, with the Flintstones,
Have a yabba dabba doo time,
A dabba doo time,
You’ll have a gay old time!
Robertson might be on to something. Rutgers University’s Dr. Oscar Von Schittzlewagon has done over 7,000 hours of extensive research, and has viewed all 167 episodes of the Flintstones carefully. His conclusion has been compiled in his new, best-selling book, ‘Bedrock-Where Neanderthal Homosexuality Began.’
According to Dr. Von Schitlewagon, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were gay men as evidenced by the last line of the theme song…you’ll have a gay old time!
Von Schittlewagon believes the song lyrics contained a hidden message to 1960s closeted gays everywhere.
“ In episode 113, it clearly shows Fred being the dominant, gay male side of the relationship and Barney being the more feminine side of the pair. Further evidenced by the gown, wig, and women’s underwear Barney was wearing.”
NOTE: So, if the song lyrics were a gay message, please tell us what Yabba dabba doo really means?
EDITOR’S NOTE: To show your displeasure with A&E’s terrible treatment of Duck Dynasty’s Phil Roberston who just had his First Amendment Rights trampled by the gay supporting ultra-liberals, go to A&E website and send them an email and mention you won’t support their advertisers. Here’s the A&E link just look for the ‘feedback’ icon at the page bottom to send an email.