Entire British Spoof Writers Site Embraces Islam

by on 12/05/14 at 12:41 pm

Youngs (aka Martin Shuttlecock) has also been Wiccan, Presbyterian, an African Witch doctor, and a life member of the frequent wanker club.

Youngs (aka Martin Shuttlecock) has also been Wiccan, Presbyterian, an African Witch doctor, and a life member of the frequent wankers club.

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com)

A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severly several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working at local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.

Speaking to tonight’s BBC Panorama program, Ian Youngs, who has taken the Islamic name El Whatta Jagcough, said that The Spoof site owner were powerless to stop him converting fellow writers.
“Mark Lowton witnessed people become Muslim and in front of him. I was giving them what we call Shahada-badda-bing-bong, an invitation and acceptance of Islam,” he said.

“They was [sic] becoming Muslim in front of the owner and he felt sort of powerless….Ha ha. They said I was trying to divide Muslims from non-Muslims, trying to get them to follow an extreme version of Islam.”

Youngs (el Jagcough) adds that he was banned three times in the space of year as owner Mark Lowton tried to disrupt his activities. ” I was just posting me usual snotty crap and he banned me the buggering cunt!”

Young was banned three times after his ‘sharia vigilante’ activities saw him threaten readers and other websites if they did not seem sufficiently Islamic. He and two other converts, el Juan and a dude named Gary formed a self-styled “Muslim Patrol” and posted videos on YouTube showing them confronting people drinking in the street, women dressed ‘immodestly’, and also screaming ‘kill the non-believers’.

He was convicted of actual bodily harm after getting into a fistfight with a member of the public, and given a court order forbidding him from promoting sharia law for five years.



2 Responses to “Entire British Spoof Writers Site Embraces Islam”

  1. Skoob

    May 12th, 2014

    That’s the spirit! (Taking aside the fact that I haven’t been on there for ages.)

  2. Jalapenoman

    May 14th, 2014

    Pop quiz time.

    Lowton is trying to turn his sheep ranch into:
    a. A bed and breakfast
    b. A mosque
    c. A singles bar
    d. All of the above

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