It’s ‘Madder Than Hell Week’ in Washington, DC

by on 19/05/14 at 7:12 am

The White House prwess corp show their anger after Jay Carney lays another wehopper on them about Obama's being 'madder than hell.'

A member of the White House press corp shows his anger after Jay Carney lays another whopper on them about Obama’s being ‘madder than hell’ while golfing with his buddies.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

The fallout from the recent and ongoing Veterans Admimistration scandal has surfaced at the White House, after White House chief of staff says President Barack Obama is “madder than hell” about reports of treatment delays at veterans’ hospitals across the country.

Top aide Denis McDonough tells CBS’ “Face the Nation” that Obama is demanding that Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki and others in the administration “continue to fix these things until they’re functioning the way that our veterans believe they should.” He also admitted that he himself is ‘madder than hell.’

Allegations of preventable deaths that may be linked to delays at the Phoenix VA hospital have triggered an election-year uproar.

On Friday, the top official for veterans’ health care resigned saying, “being madder than hell has caused my prostate condition to flare up.”

The State Department reported ‘madder than hell’ actions at various parts of the globe with the hottest spot being the Ukraine where activists shot and killed over 30 protestors who, as you can guess, were madder than hell.

In the Vatican, Pope Francis addressed anger during his Sunday sermon where he admitted that he too, can sometimes get ‘madder than heck’ at times, but always tried to control his anger.

Perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, says she was ‘madder than hell’ when she found red lipstick stains on husband Bill Clintons pants fly back in 1997, but says she got even by pouring cayenne pepper into Bill’s underpants while he was showering.

The sudden surge of anger also visted the local golf course after caddy Leroy White complained that he was ‘madder than hell’ after Obama tipped him a dollar for caddying 18 holes of golf.

This fall starts ‘It’s not me week’ sponsored by the Democratic National Comnmittee timed to begin just before the fall elections.

Average Joe citizen gets his ‘madder than hell week’ around November 2nd when he or she gets to vent their anger over silliness and game playing in Washington.



3 Responses to “It’s ‘Madder Than Hell Week’ in Washington, DC”

  1. E. Williams

    May 19th, 2014

    Good one!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    May 19th, 2014

    The owners and trainer were “madder than hell” when President Obama asked to touch California Chrome before the Belmont Stakes!

  3. captain america

    May 19th, 2014

    ….he was really pissed when one of his buddies tried to open the windows in the ‘choom van’ back ‘in the day’ in Hawaii!

    maybe if he get’s mad enough he’ll have a blood clot in his ass and suffer Hillary Syndrome…

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