by Bargis Tryhol on 05/07/14 at 7:43 am
Ginger and Karen crack up when Bargis answers their question about what he’s most famous for.
Retired satire writer Walter Bucket showed us his moxie by winning the baked bean eating contest…Afterward he had the laughs roll in by asking the girls from Italy and Greece to ‘pull his finger’ while on stage
There were a few funny moments like when writer Optic Nerve’s car door wouldn’t open and she became stuck behind the wheel of her new mini Cooper.
The ever impressionable writer Queen Mudder belts out a bluesy song when the Curlies handed her the microphone
Fans (left to right) Bill Hendley, Morgan Jones, and Ralph Forechester traveled all the way from Birmingham UK to taste real BBQ and rub shoulders with talented SW writers. Thanks guys!
Well, with gas being so high in price, the guys in accounting said we had to watch all expenses closely this year.
Ex-writer Lady Godiva was asked to leave after a few tense moments by the pool.
As the night wore on, and as would be expected, there were several surprise hook ups. In this photo, frequent storyline subject Rosemary Rottencrotch shows writer Jman a’ good time’ in the travel trailer bedroom.
Nancy Wong, a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader won ‘best bathing suit’ admitting she usually cracked alot of guys up when she wore it
Satire writer Skoob1999 hid most of the day in the bushes when he realized he had the wrong outfit on for a country-themed BBQ
Self proclaimed ‘Captain America Groupie’ Kate Upton, turned heads as she frolicked on the beach
Writer Victor Nicholas brought along a full set of magic tricks and a twelve pack of Canada’s finest.
A surprise visitor showed up….Satire writer Duncan Whitehead brought along some escargot he made from snails he found under his outhouse in Savanah Georgia.
Next door neighbor Mavis Underwood (age 77) showed her enthusiasm for the camera as the BBQ party rolled into 2AM
The Curlies were a big hit playing country rock favorites and even had Philbert (center) sit in for a few numbers while he played his fiddle
Writer Captain America (in apron) brought his own pool with him and it’s being shared by Harold Worth, Philbert, unkown attendee, and Bargis (far left)
Writer Mark Lowton loved the Stella on tap and loved trying out brisket and BBQ sauce, but was nervous when everyone started shooting at empty beer cans with semi-auto pistols.
Austin Texas native and writer Evil Williams lights up the smoker his own way and almost burns down the porch roof…That’s when we took the beer away from him!
Trish, Kelli, and Aubrey find a few moments to exchange laughs before the 100 meter topless run.
The event was judged by Jman who furnished a doctors note just hours before the contest stating he could physically’stand the rigors of judging the jiggle portion of the event.’
Central Florida, USA – (satireworld.com)
The first annual ‘Red-Hot & You’ SatireWorld Fourth of July party was a success due a great country music band ‘The Curlies’ and hundreds of party animals looking for a place to relax and enjoy being around bikini models, satireworld writers, and meeting other fans from all over the US and Europe.
Host Bargis Tryhol opened the gates at 11AM to a waiting crowd of over two hundred excited readers, guests, staffers, celebrities, and assorted hangers on who turned the exclusive beachfront property into a country-style BBQ and concert event. “We had almost 1,200 bottles of beer stuffed in large tubs of crushed ice and by 3PM we had to send out for more,” claimed a rather surprised Tryhol who took a turn at the BBQ smoker which contained 165 lbs of slow smoked brisket.
The much anticipated ‘100 yard topless run’ had almost 35 contestants each vying for the top prize of a free week stay at a beachfront home on Cape Cod owned and donated by Captain America. The event was judged by senior writer and satireworld staffer Jman who nearly missed the event due to a late arriving doctor’s note which cleared him to participate and revel in the jiggling excitement. Judy Burles, a 24 year old lab technician won the event.
Writer Philbert of Macademia joined in with his fiddle during The Curlies rendition of Rocky Top which had the attendees on their feet and clapping vigorously, Philbert said he’s been practicing for weeks in anticipation of a few sets with the band.
Writer Evil Williams soaked up the sun while attending to BBQ duties at the event. Witha trailer load of meat, salads, and special desserts, our Texas writer served up BBQ and ‘taters that rivaled some of the best restaurants in the area. Unfortunetely, after 4 PM Evil was pretty drunk and had to lay down, but was attended to by Janice our model turned first aid helper who applied her own brand of artificial respiration.