Plastic Surgeons Now Offering Rent To Own Services

by on 26/07/14 at 8:27 am

 The Trumps seem to really like the rent-a-boob program...According to Donald, he can always terminate the contract in case of divorce and use them for his new wife. Baby Eloise will be getting her learner permit boobs when she's age 5.

The Trumps seem to really like the rent-a-boob program…According to Donald, he can always terminate the contract in case of divorce and use the bolt-ons for his new wife. The Donald promises that Baby Eloise will be getting her learner permit boobs when she’s age 5.

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com)

First, you could rent a house. Renting cars and moving vans were followed by rent-to-own furniture, electronics, or appliances. The next evolutionary steps were rent-to-own tires and rent to own home computers. The latest innovation in this fast growing industry are rent-to-own breast implants!

Dr Cyril Fall See of Rent-a-Boob Warehouse said that “many women desire boob jobs but are not able to pay for them up front or do not have the proper insurance coverage. Our niche is to help the women who are too underprivileged to afford big titties.”

Customers can make weekly or monthly prices, depending on their contract and the size increase desired. For example, going from an A cup to a C cup is a payment of $39.99 per month (plus insurance and sales tax). Miss more than three payments, however, and the doctor says your pocketbook won’t be the only thing that is empty.

“Women who don’t pay their bills can suddenly find that they no longer fill out their newer, larger bras.”

Minorities and illegal aliens will be able to apply for stimulus money under the Obama Economic Recovery Program to assist in paying for their surgeries. Women with an A cup (or smaller) can also apply for Federal Government Assistance under Disaster Relief funds.



3 Responses to “Plastic Surgeons Now Offering Rent To Own Services”

  1. captain america

    Jul 26th, 2014

    methinks A-cup recipients are half way through govt. funded
    transgender transition…

    in for a penny, in for a pound….hope they get their money’s worth!

  2. E. Williams

    Jul 27th, 2014

    I hear due to Obamacare, some doctors are cutting corners and implanting whoopee-cushions instead of saline. Buyer beware!

  3. Captain america

    Jul 27th, 2014

    ….and can run flat for 50 miles!

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