by Optic Nerve on 17/10/14 at 1:09 pm
The Pentagon – (satireworld.com)
Today, the Obama administration appointed Dr. Strangelove to be “Ebola Czar”. Strangelove, who once worked for the Pentagon as Chief Science Adviser in the 1960’s, is still vibrant and unconventional as he was 50 some years ago says Gen. Jack D. Ripper of the Strategic Air Command. Strangeloves’s signature wheelchair and cigarette are still the same, but his thick glasses are missing due to a double eye implant he received in 1985.
The new czar’s office will be located in Atlanta, Georgia deep inside the Center For Disease Control (CDC) and will have Dr. Newton Barchoi as the senior researcher and training liaison with several hospitals in Washington, DC.
Under the new Ebola Czar, hopes to keep all borders open even though 75% of Americans polled think he has rocks in his head. The other 25% were polled with a rather large wooden 2×4 moments before asked their opinion.