Kim Kardashian Promises To Show Her Ass At Furguson Rally To Soothe Frayed Nerves

by on 23/11/14 at 7:28 am

First Lady Michelle Obama arrives on Air Force One at Furgeson International Airport. Husband Barack placing bets his wife's large ass will bring in thousands of dollars in donations during what;s being billed as the ....'Battle of the Booty'

Not to be outdone in the escalating Bum War, First Lady Michelle Obama arrives on Air Force One at Furguson International Airport. Husband Barack placing bets his wife’s large ass will bring in thousands of dollars in campaign donations during what’s being billed as the ….’Battle of the Booty’

Not to be out done by some street radicals, editor Bargis Tryhol plans to shake his copious ass in a demonstration of White Power.  ( in a roped-off security section manned by National Guard troops)

Not to be out done by some street radicals, senior editor Bargis Tryhol plans to shake his copious ass in a flagrant demonstration of White Power. (in a roped-off security section manned by National Guard troops)

Black Panther favorite LaBelle promises to out shake Kardashian.

Black Panther favorite LaBelle Shabazz promises to out shake Kardashian in what’s turning out to be a true War-of-the-fat-Asses.

So big it has its own zip code...Fat assed Kim Kardashian promises full unadulterated Ass-Power during her brief Ferguson visit this week

So big it has its own zip code…Fat assed Kim Kardashian promises full unadulterated Ass-Power during her brief Ferguson visit this week

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com)

What better way to show folks your support for injustice than to take a few moments and parade your ass around town. If you’re Kim Kardashian the beleagured town of Furguson, Missouri is just the place to give a one-person booty parade.

Citing several public officials who claim there’s no law on the books that prohibit displaying a large ass as a political statement, the Kardashian camp has moved forward with its promise to make a Furguson booty call a full political statement.

“Hell! I’d sniff a ton of tear gas just to see that ass-a-shakin'” says Daris Jones, a 19 year unemployed fast food worker who’s been protesting in the streets for over three months and is a big fan of Kim Kardashian and her huband Big Daddy Pimp Dawg (or something like that).

Police Captain Mel Bywater hopes the visit of the world’s most famous ass on two legs will be a calming agent for the worked up crowds, many of which have been working themselves up to a frenzy by listening to outside agitator speeches and inflammatory rhetoric from radical media influences…”Who knows? Maybe these single-celled street clowns will be soothed by some famous cellulited ass-cheek wiggles. Heck! Perhaps maybe a few well-directed wet farts will send them into a pacifying tizzy so we don’t have to shoot tear gas.”

Husband Big Daddy Douchebag Pro Diddy Bow Wow (or something like that) says he’ll be rubbing her tush before hand with vaseline so it ‘sparkles like a three-dollar shoe shine’ so Ferguson folks way in the back can get a view and have an easier time with cell phone pics.

Black Panther Party leader Shabazz DaJazz Rama-lama-Ding Dong (or something like that) promises to add to the ass thunder by bringing LaBelle Shabazz, the official Booty Mascot of the BPP, to show the crowd what true revolutionary black booty looks like.



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