Hillary Tops Gallup’s ‘Most Admired Woman In the World’ Among Dumbasses

by on 30/12/14 at 6:55 am

Mel and Abe Dorchester say Hillary has their vote....(if they get their voting rights back that is)

Mel and Abe Dorchester say Hillary has their vote….(if they get their voting rights back that is)

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com)

In a Gallup poll of mostly MSNBC employees, Hillary Clinton was voted “Most Admired Woman in the World” and President Obama was voted “Most Admired Man in the World.” In an example of how screwed up the poll was, Gallup said Barack Obama was voted “Most Admired Man in the World” even among Republicans, obviously explaining why President Obama fared so well in November’s elections.

The win by Mrs. Clinton also must explain why so many Democrats are begging Senator Elizabeth Warren to please, please, please run for President in 2016. They admire Clinton so much they want someone to challenge her for the nomination.

We tried to reach Gallup for comment but were unable to reach our microphone far enough up MSNBC’s ass to reach any of their people. Gallup did email us that the sample group for the poll, beside the MSNBC employees, were Ferguson protesters, viewers of ‘The View,’ and Beavis and Butthead.

We asked Gallup if they were worried about their credibility as a trusted polling organization and they responded, “What’s credibility?” Beavis and Butthead said their “polls were rising,” and kept laughing. Gallup then offered them both jobs.



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