Bowing To Criticism Academy Awards Adds Black Actors to ‘Best Actor/Picture’ Catagory For 2015 Awards

by on 17/01/15 at 9:54 am

What would an Academy Award Show be without a tribute to Barack Obama who picked up an honorable Mention Award for best act as a President by a male black lead.

What would an Academy Award Show be without a tribute to Barack Obama who picked up an honorable Mention Award for best act as a President by a male black lead.

New York City Mayor and white apologist picked up a nomination for 'White Male Seeking To Be Black Award'

New York City Mayor and white apologist picked up a nomination for ‘White Male Seeking To Be Black Award’


Though long dead, Buckwheat picked a long overdue Oscar nod last night.

Though long dead, Buckwheat picked a long overdue Oscar nod last night.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

In an abrupt about face, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts has added several well known black actors to the ‘Best Picture-Best Actor’ listing making them eligible for a coveted Oscar during this spring’s fabled awards show.

During a tumulous week of criticism by liberal-biased actors and directors voicing their complaints over the ‘white bread’ listing of nominations, it was discovered that women and most notibly blacks, were left out of any of the top awards included the swarmy film redition of ‘Selma’ produced by the most famous of all black producers, the oft rejected, put down, and forever Jim Crowed…Oprah Winfrey!

To the horrors of movie studio heads and uber-rich star agents, Al Sharpton promised to get personally involved and force the Hollywood elite to face up to the fact that it takes more than talent to make a movie. ‘It takes black faces everywhere!’ According to Sharpton, ‘Hollywood is like the Smokey Mountains…The higher up you go the whiter it gets.’

Several scientists quickly countered Sharpton’s remark claiming the Smokey Mountains rarely get snow except in brief interludes during the brief winter. Sharpton quickly replied that they’ll accept new black hires if only during the winter months if that’s what it takes.

The Academy revised their listing by nominating:

Buckwheat…..Best Actor
Stymie……..Best Supporting actor
A.J. Calhoun…Best Black Writer

Shaft (1971 version)…. Best Picture
Snoop Dog……………Best musical score for the movie ‘Ferguson Riots’ Song track ‘Just Leave dose Work Boots Man and Take The TV.’
Special Achievement Award ….NYC Comrade Mayor DeBlasio…..White Man Most Wanting To Be Black.



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