White House Mistakenly Releases Valerie Jarrett’s Secret Photos of Her Controversial Ass Tattoo

by on 15/03/15 at 10:50 am

Jarrett's ass as shown in a CIA dossier recently leaked by 'accident.'

Jarrett’s ass as shown in a CIA dossier recently leaked by ‘accident.’


Valarie Jarrett....The White House insider who has the power to pull strings and make thinks go bye-bye is furious over a photo release that shows her ass tattoos she had inked while on a secret mission to Iran in 2009.

Valerie Jarrett….The White House insider who has the power to pull strings and make thinks go bye-bye is furious over a photo release that shows her ass tattoos she had inked while on a secret mission to Iran in 2009.

The White House – (satireworld.com)

Some are saying it was a revenge motivated ‘accident.’ Others are saying it was a practical joke. Insiders at the White House are saying the breech of security has Valerie Jarrett steaming mad over her personal photo release, and in particular, several photos that were secretly taken by the CIA in 2009.

Recent revelations of the person behind the leak revealing Hillary’s email scandal shows that Valerie Jarrett, the President’s closest adviser, leaked the story about the illegal email account. Reportedly the Clinton’s had set up on a non-secured server somewhere in New York City. Many have claimed to was on the same server as a string of McDonald’s hamburger franchises used to order kitchen supplies. Others say it was just a cheap server bought second-hand from a Chinese company named as the Peoples Liberation Computer Company.

The buttocks photo of Jarrett shows what appear to be six dwarfs marching into a mine entrance. The seventh seems to have already entered the mine through Valerie’s anus which is the mine’s entrance in the intricate tattoo.

Critics have pounced on the story by asking if Jarrett was connected to the ‘lost coal miner accident’ that happened in Chile in 2010. Others have been highly critical and suggested it was merely a representation of the ongoing search for her brain location by agents of the Surgeon General.

OSHA administrator Claire Jennings has launched a probe into the meaning of the tattoo to make sure it didn’t violate certain mine safety protocols. The EPA is also taking a hard look to make sure sulfuric gas measurements aren’t exceeding noted standards.

When asked about the most valuable team member at the White House, Obama was once quoted saying…’ Valerie’s is an absolute gold mine when it comes to national security issues.’ There you have it!

More news as we get it!



One Response to “White House Mistakenly Releases Valerie Jarrett’s Secret Photos of Her Controversial Ass Tattoo”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 15th, 2015

    Proves once again the White House advisors are a naive bunch of political “assholes.”

Leave a Reply