Hypocritical LGBT Community Banned From Reading SatireWorld.Com

by on 03/04/15 at 6:50 am

Apple chairman Tim Cook has entered the discussion on the straight-gay agenda by proclaiming he's gay. On the other hand, millions of Ameruicans aren't gay and say stick your Apple devices! These folks sure make an awful lot of noise for just being less than 2% of the population!

Apple chairman Tim Cook has entered the discussion on the side of the gay agenda by proclaiming he’s gay himself.
On the other hand, millions of Americans aren’t gay and say stick your Apple devices Timmy!

NOTE: These folks sure make an awful lot of noise for just being less than 3% of the population!


Protestor Mel Hamlin says he use to be gay until he started taking Maalox and now he's fine!

Protestor Mel Hamlin says he use to be gay until he started taking Maalox and now he’s just fine. In fact, he’s planning a wedding where he’ll be marrying his pet gerbil and needs a cake really quick.

Activist Sal Napoli says ...."It's not my fault! Kraft's bottled Italian Dressing caused me to turn gay  while I was at a company picnic last summer."

Activist Sal Napoli says ….”It’s not my fault! Kraft’s bottled Italian Dressing caused me to turn gay while I was at a company picnic last summer.”

Yellowstone National Park – (satireworld.com)

The popular online satire site, SatireWorld.com, has issued a written directive to its staff of authors warning them of writing material considered suitable for the LGBT community…. ‘from this day forward any persons who are gay, sorta gay, homosexuals, child perverts, upside-down gendered, trans-fatty gendered, or lesbians are banned from reading any posted satire articles on SatireWorld.’

Editor Bargis Tryhol spoke briefly with the press after several demonstrators showed up outside the SW studios which has been temporarily re-located to a fifth-wheel RV parked at Yellowstone National Park in order to avoid confrontations between protestors and normal people at the site’s urban Florida offices.

“We chose Yellowstone because most of the faggotty-types get real nervous around wild animals and detest camping in tents, are fearful of bugs, and of course hate Smores.” To underscore his point, Tryhol turned the volume up on his truck stereo and a loud Grizzly roar through the speakers caused the scant demonstrators to drop their placards and run toward the shelter of their green tinted Prius.

In recent weeks, the national discourse on homosexual-straight relations hit a new low where those in the confrontational wing of the LGBT have attacked the religious conservative base over their objection as to who they provide services to in their own business locations. In recent months, several bakers have been threatened with prison and hefty fines for refusing to bake wedding cakes to be used in what they feel are perverted wedding ceremonies. Most have citing their personal religious beliefs. Others said they would have a difficult time not laughing while icing the cakes anyway.

In a recent case, a Mom and Pop pizza operation in Indiana was shut down by LGBT suporters who threatened bodily violence on the owners and made threats of burning down the business due to the owner’s stance on gay rights and on their personal and religious convictions.

In fact, Tim Cook, the president of Apple Electronics (who says he’s ‘happy to be gay’), berated those with similar religious beliefs as being un-American and homophobic, but in true course with the left’s vision of say one thing, but do another without any criticism allowed, has opened several Apple retail stores in trendy Saudi Arabian malls, in a country where homosexuals are routinely sentenced to death by dismemberment because of strict Islamic religious beliefs.

At SatireWorld they too are citing personal religious beliefs in that they feel the LGBT community has lost its sense of humor and therefore they forfeit any claim to be able to objectivly read satire in the future.

Henceforth……….You are banned immediately!



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