Bruce Jenner…From Wheaties to Fruit Loops In One Lifetime!

by on 01/06/15 at 8:40 pm

...as you can see something fishy is going on!

…as you can see something fishy is going on!


Some are saying 'Caitlin' used photos of actress Jessica Lange for his new improved 'look.'

Some are saying ‘Caitlin’ used photos of actress Jessica Lange for his new improved ‘look but Jessica assured fans that she doesn’t have a pecker.’


Bruce hasn't said if he kept his pecker.

Bruce hasn’t said if he kept his pecker.


Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)

The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.

Vanity Fair magazine has confirmed the transition by allowing ex-man Bruce a full cover shoot while in drag. In fact, Bruce’s new boob job gives him/her/it a set of knockers that Taylor Swift would be envious of!

Well, we’ll just wait and see how this plays out for a 65 year old man who’s late-life ambition is to use a ladies room without all the guilt involved.



4 Responses to “Bruce Jenner…From Wheaties to Fruit Loops In One Lifetime!”

  1. Taylor

    Jun 18th, 2015

    Truly written in bad taste.

  2. Bargis

    Jun 18th, 2015

    We’re known for ‘bad taste’ …we’re willing to bet that you’re fantasizing about Brucie the Bungmiester might taste good, or do you already know that as a fact?

  3. E. Williams

    Jun 18th, 2015

    Bad taste is in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes bad taste is what we do best.

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