Fired Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Invited To White House

by on 22/09/15 at 8:44 am

The White House kitchen will be preparing appropriate snacks  for the Rose Garden meeting.

The White House kitchen will be preparing appropriate snacks for the Rose Garden meeting.


Jared in happier days.

Jared in happier days.


Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

In line with recent invitations to the Obama White House which include a disgraced gay teacher. A 1960’s violence advocate. Plus, a recent ‘clock inventor’ who made innocent looking clocks into bomb replicas hidden in briefcases. Child porn advocate Jared Fogle was extended an invitation to join the Children’s Book Reading Sojourn being held in the White House Rose Garden and scheduled for this weekend.

In recent weeks the White House has been busier than usual with mostly provocative guests scheduling which included many liberal headliners from gay bishops to men who oppose washing frequently as the Obama staff gets in it’s last vestiges of honoring controversial and ultra-liberal professional victims before the 2016 political season officially begins in late November.

Wedged in between Pope Frances’ visit and a touring BlackLivesMatter Blackface Minstrel Show fundraiser, Jared Fogel will promote and read to the gathering his latest book ‘You’re Hotter in a Training Bra’ which he recently released hoping sales improve before his sentencing in November for a child pornography conviction.



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