by Mr. Numbnutts on 25/11/15 at 8:00 am
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
A baker who calls himself ‘The Pillsbury Dough-Boy’ was convicted of charges he supported an exclusive club for area Nazis and often gave them dough for promoting rallies and secret retreats in neighboring Skokie.
Several posters of the Dough-Boy reveal his support for ‘White Flour’causes around the Chicago area. Several charges come from recent postings of his poster near Black Lives Matter demonstrations where the sight of the poster caused near riots. Many of the rioters admitted they didn’t read all that well and only saw the word ‘white’ which spurred them into rioting.
One arrested rioter, Russel ‘Jiggaboo’ Jones, said he didn’t get the humor part and was acting out his hatred of ‘Micro-aggression Rage’ against anything white. He was arrested trying to crawl through a broken door into the Martin Luther King Liquor Store on Chambers Street.
The Pillsbury Dough-Boy, aka Benjamin Dover, will serve two days in county jail and pay a $50.00 fine. Chicago authorities are contemplating just shooting Mr. Jones 16 times as punishment for being a stupid ass.