Bernie Saunders Discusses ‘#PoliticiansLivesMatter’ with Al Sharpton

by on 11/02/16 at 6:26 am

In lieu of an endorsement which Sharpton is holding out to the highest bidder, and to whomever has the best chance to become President and maybe suspend his $5.5 million dollar IRS arrears, Sharpton present Saunders with a  'Certificate of Blackness' that he use while campaigning in inner cities during his quest for any black supporters.

In lieu of an endorsement which Sharpton is holding out to the highest bidder, and to whomever has the best chance to become President and maybe suspend his $5.5 million dollar IRS lien, Sharpton presented Saunders with a signed ‘Certificate of Blackness’ that Saunders can use while campaigning in inner cities during his 2016 quest for any black supporters.


Bernie claims there was no talk of an endorsement, just a meeting of 'old buddies' loking to share some chicken and waffles in down home atmosphere.

Bernie claims there was no talk of a Sharpton endorsement, just a meeting of ‘old buddies’ just looking to share some chicken and waffles in a down home atmosphere and to chat about the Super Bowl.

Harlem, NYC – (satireworld.com)

Taking advantage of Black History Month, socialist Bernie Saunders met with Al Sharpton in a carefully orchestrated show of black support after winning the Democratic primary election in New Hampshire.

“Was I looking for an endorsement from Mr. Sharpton? No, we just had a delicious lunch and talked football, claims Saunders as he left the restaurant after picking up the tab for the lunch and for all the other black diners as well.

Saunders is on a quest to secure the black vote which has typically supported the Clinton’s who dramatically insinuated in the 1990’s that Bill Clinton was the ‘first black President’ and helped black workers the most of any recent Democratic leader.

Sharpton is now playing ‘king maker’ and wants each candidate to publicly ‘kiss his ass’ while the cameras roll! In reality, Sharpton is holding out for the best deal from any Democratic candidate which will include amnesty from his past personal IRS tax arrears which presently stands at $5.5 million dollars. Throw in a hefty donation to Sharpton’s coffers and you have the blessing of the Pope of Harlem.



3 Responses to “Bernie Saunders Discusses ‘#PoliticiansLivesMatter’ with Al Sharpton”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 11th, 2016

    Send Al to GITMO for tax evasion, including Hillary for violating national security by releasing highly classified materials.

    The pair would get free room and board and a chance to exercise with the other inmates!

  2. Captain america

    Feb 14th, 2016

    ….Al sign 5 million nutri cal deal with Crhistie Alley loses his arse for tv

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