Nevada Prostitutes Endorse Hillary….Bill Says He’ll Support Those That Support His Wife

by on 17/02/16 at 11:25 am

The endorsement from whores is quite fitting as Hillary has whored herself out to numerous special interest groups in the last 8 years.

The endorsement from whores is quite fitting as Hillary has whored herself out to numerous special interest groups in the last 8 years.


Bill says he'll support those that support his wife's bid!

Bill says he’ll support those that support his wife’s bid!


Hey...They should know, right?

Hey…They should know, right?

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com)

Ahead of the Nevada Democratic caucuses, a group of ‘sex workers’ operating under the name Hookers for Hillary is going all in for Hillary Clinton’s campaign…touting her positions on letting her husband screw anything with a pulse and her favoring lesbian issues as contributing factors in giving their ‘hole-hearted’ support.

According to The Guardian, brothel owner Dennis Huff and the girls at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch launched the pro-Clinton project shortly after she entered the race.

In interviews with the newspaper, they described their support as an endorsement of Clinton’s efforts to understand a husband with well publicized dalliances. And one simply described it as a case of professional women helping other professional women.

“We’re helping Hillary and we’re helping ourselves. Women should help other women especially if they’re prostitutes either by professor or by marital convenience like Hillary is, right?” Jenny Handjob, a 46-year-old sex worker, told The Guardian.

The group, on its website, offers a four-point rationale for supporting Clinton: her defense of her overly horndog husband Bill. Her lesbian experiences with aides and actresses. Her support for gay rights, and even her opposition to “supply side economics” that prevented price fixing on professional services like blowjobs, and straight lays.

On the latter point, the group says husband Bill Clinton presided over the “most prosperous time in Bunny Ranch history, which coincided with a tax increase” on wealthy Americans.

“A return to relying on the disproved theory of trickle-down economics would only serve to exclude the vast majority of hard-working Bunny Ranch clients from having the discretionary income to enjoy with their favorite Bunny,” the group says.

In the past, Hillary has said numerous times that if she isn’t elected as president, she might consider a professional career at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch as a Momma Bunny.



4 Responses to “Nevada Prostitutes Endorse Hillary….Bill Says He’ll Support Those That Support His Wife”

  1. captain america

    Feb 17th, 2016

    …Chelsea is the legacy that trickled down her legs….

  2. O'Leg Pee

    Feb 17th, 2016

    Ahem. Re that ‘The endorsement from whores is quite fitting as Hillary has whored herself out to numerous special interest groups in the last 8 years’ picture caption.

    Interest? Or incest??

    • Philbert of Macadamia

      Feb 17th, 2016

      I agree.

      The Obama administration tries to buy women’s votes for that political prostitute Hillary, as she’ll do or say anything for votes,e.g. the Democratic Party line about a war on women!

      The Republican President elected in 2016 must nominate Hillary Clinton as the US Ambassador to Saudi Arabia!

  3. captain america

    Feb 17th, 2016

    …may she live in Spoof He’ll with the other Dorks!

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