by E. Williams on 08/05/16 at 7:03 am
WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com)
President Obama lectured reporters and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump today that the presidency is a serious job, and not just some reality show.
Apparently, the irony of the statements from President ‘Selfie,’ President ‘Hanging Out With Celebrities,’ ‘President Multi-Million Dollar Vacationer,’ and being ‘Golfer-in-Chief’ were lost on Mr. Obama.
In a warning to reporters and Trump that the presidency is no picnic, President Obama said, “Let me be clear. This ain’t no party……this ain’t no disco……..this ain’t no foolin’ around. No time for dancin,’ uh…..no lovey dovey……..ain’t got time for that now.”
Obama then recalled what it’s like waking up the day after your inauguration as president. “You may find yourself being driven around in a large automobile. And you may find yourself in the White House…..with a beautiful wife……and, uh, you may ask yourself….well, how did I get here?”
“And you may ask yourself……Where is my beautiful wife?…….And you may ask yourself……..Where does that highway go to? And you may ask yourself….Am I right?…Am I wrong?……..And you may pass Obamacare……..MY GOD!…WHAT HAVE I DONE?!”
Reporters whispered to each other, “Is he just quoting Talking Head’s lyrics? This is weird. I think Trump is starting to get in his brain.”
Obama continued sharing his insights. “Watch out Mr. Trump, you might get what you’re after…….Cool babies, uh, strange but, uh, not a stranger. You’re just an ordinary guy….living in the White House.”
A reporter spoke up, “Burning Down the House. Nicely played, Mr. President. I see what you did there. Do you think you’ve diminished the stature of the Office after sucking so bad for eight years?”
“No,” Obama said. “I’d say it’s….Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it, ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…”