by Jon Worthington on 08/06/16 at 4:30 pm
Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)
Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with Richard?
Well, according to sources close to the sweat-panted guru of exercise say Richard is ‘transitioning.’ We agree with the change as Simmons has flirted within the fringes of reality for some time, so a transition would be good for him. Friends say he entered his ‘pupa stage’ 2 and a half years ago and is emerging as ‘Fiona’….A woman!
Geez! No more Richard the Twit? No more sleazy gym shorts and wife beater tee shirts worn in public 24/7 like he exercises his pudgy body right after a Tonight Show interview.
Well, maybe ‘Fiona’ and Caitlin Jenner can compare ‘pupa’ stories or something. Maybe they can double date with Chaz Bono.
Wither way, this is going to get interesting and we’ll keep you posted.