Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage

by on 08/06/16 at 4:30 pm

Friends say Richard's been just hanging out during his pupa stage.

Friends say Richard’s been just hanging out during his pupa stage.


Richard has given us hints for quite a few years so we wish him, er her, well!

Richard has given us hints for quite a few years so we wish him, er her, well!


Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)

Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with Richard?

Well, according to sources close to the sweat-panted guru of exercise say Richard is ‘transitioning.’ We agree with the change as Simmons has flirted within the fringes of reality for some time, so a transition would be good for him. Friends say he entered his ‘pupa stage’ 2 and a half years ago and is emerging as ‘Fiona’….A woman!

Geez! No more Richard the Twit? No more sleazy gym shorts and wife beater tee shirts worn in public 24/7 like he exercises his pudgy body right after a Tonight Show interview.

Well, maybe ‘Fiona’ and Caitlin Jenner can compare ‘pupa’ stories or something. Maybe they can double date with Chaz Bono.

Wither way, this is going to get interesting and we’ll keep you posted.



One Response to “Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage”

  1. O'Leg Pee

    Jun 9th, 2016

    Pupa stage not a good state to be in for residents of Warsaw, Poland where ‘pupa’ means ‘butt hole’…just sayin…

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