by Bargis Tryhol on 30/07/16 at 8:42 am
Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)
At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat and waited for his boss to return to the seat opposite his.
As Henry relates, “John took a seat where he usually sits and opened up to a page on his iPad that appeared to be a news site. I was curious as I never saw him smile all that much before when reading news from around the globe so I got up and went to the coffee bar behind his seat so I could peer over the seatback and see what he was reading. The image was of a site named ‘SatireWorld’. He was reading and article by a writer named Philbert of Macadamia of all people!”
When queried by the media Henry went on to describe the type of stories contained in SatireWorld…”There was a lot about Obama and his wife. Also, a tremendous amount of content about Hillary Clinton and Huma too. When he flipped to a story about himself, he made a low growling noise and turned to another page.”
Last month reports swirled around media circles, but couldn’t be confirmed, that Kerry was caught quoting text from another fringe website named ‘The Barbed Wire‘ a Texas webpage that published news stories as well as homosexual dating sites.
Stay tuned as Kerry-news is always changing!