John Kerry Caught Reading ‘SatireWorld’ On His iPad

by on 30/07/16 at 8:42 am

Kerry was caught off guard when he noticed his aide watching him read page after page of SatireWorld articles including the one that showed Melania Trump naked.

In this photo Kerry was caught off guard when he noticed his aide watching him read page after page of SatireWorld articles including the one that showed Hillary Clinton naked.

Henry says his boss laughed pretty hard seeing funny Obama photos used in the stories.

Henry says his boss laughed pretty hard seeing funny Obama photos used in the stories.

SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol, who works at the company's headquarters in the nude, said that the publication was for all people to read and enjoy including a worthless sack of shits like John Kerry

SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol, who works at the company’s headquarters in the nude, said that the publication was for all people to read and enjoy including worthless sacks of shit like treasonous John Kerry

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)

At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat and waited for his boss to return to the seat opposite his.

As Henry relates, “John took a seat where he usually sits and opened up to a page on his iPad that appeared to be a news site. I was curious as I never saw him smile all that much before when reading news from around the globe so I got up and went to the coffee bar behind his seat so I could peer over the seatback and see what he was reading. The image was of a site named ‘SatireWorld’. He was reading and article by a writer named Philbert of Macadamia of all people!”

When queried by the media Henry went on to describe the type of stories contained in SatireWorld…”There was a lot about Obama and his wife. Also, a tremendous amount of content about Hillary Clinton and Huma too. When he flipped to a story about himself, he made a low growling noise and turned to another page.”

Last month reports swirled around media circles, but couldn’t be confirmed, that Kerry was caught quoting text from another fringe website named ‘The Barbed Wire‘ a Texas webpage that published news stories as well as homosexual dating sites.

Stay tuned as Kerry-news is always changing!



2 Responses to “John Kerry Caught Reading ‘SatireWorld’ On His iPad”

  1. O'Leg Pee

    Jul 30th, 2016

    What about that Mr Numbnuts story that he plagiarised and posted on the Snake Department’s weakly recipe blog?

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jul 31st, 2016

    “Tales of the John” will begin as a new SW feature after Jan. 20, 2017!

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