by Annoying Rash on 04/08/16 at 8:35 am
Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)
CNN has reported that a recent addition to the Hillary Clinton campaign effort is the release of nude photos taken of the Democratic candidate sometime this past week while she was holding a rally at a Red Roof Inn in Nashville. Sources say she wanted them published in time to allow a substantial jump in poll numbers by America’s aging male Baby Boomer population.
The release is fresh on the heels of a convention bump in polling numbers that pulled the beleaguered Democratic candidate out of deficit polling numbers. According to party spokesperson Gail Blake, “Hillary will pull ahead if we can get more white male voters interested. By tapping the huge voting block of aging baby Boomer males we may succeed.”
Reporting on the CNN ‘Morning Joe’ show, host Joe Scarborough says he ‘liked what he saw’ and laughingly joked that it would definitely be a ‘tent topic’ with the retired guys playing at the country club this week.
Sources at the Trump campaign say it was merely a ‘failed and tasteless publicity stunt’ to counter recent nude photos of Melania Trump released by the New York Post.