Weiner Schweine Schmuck-Musik Opens On Broadway

by on 03/09/16 at 6:02 pm

Weiner gives one of his 'works for me'expressions

Weiner gives one of his ‘works for me’expressions

Citing lack of job opportunities after his 3rd sexting scandal, Weiner took a job at Coney Island promoting what else but Weiners!

Citing lack of job opportunities after his 3rd sexting scandal, Weiner took a job at Coney Island promoting what else but Weiners. The costume was so effective it’s now used on stage for the lead characters.

New York City – (SatireWorld.com)

A new musical about the life of failed US Congressman Anthony Weiner is to premiere on Broadway this week based loosely on what critics describe as ‘A Serenade In F-Sharp For G String With A Minor’.

“It’s a little Nightmare Music,” lyricist Otto Gangbanger III commented, “featuring bum notes on various wind instruments such as a clapped-out French Horn.”

The three-act show explores the sordid fantasy life of the former US House of Representatives Member from New York’s 9th District, homing in on his devotion to transmitting lewd Blackberry-to-Blackberry messages to hormone replacement therapy-crazed has-been sexpots.

Like ex-United States Secretary of Snakes Mrs Clinton.

“There’s a lot of post-coital consultancy and lobbying work in the opening act,” Gangbanger says, “including some fine arias about the creation of a fiendish homebrew server.”

The musical fantasy continues with Weiner, 69, suspected of shagging Mrs Clinton since the heady daze when she was just a young, up-and-coming shyster lawyer married to Little Cock, Arkansas soul mate Bill.

Reports that she subsequently farrowed Weiner’s love child Ark Fuckerberg feature in the show’s closing cantata.

Tickets for Saturday’s world premiere are available here on this website.



2 Responses to “Weiner Schweine Schmuck-Musik Opens On Broadway”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Oct 15th, 2017

    Grand finale coming soon.

    As in grand jury.

  2. Cpt america

    Oct 16th, 2017

    Weinersshnitzel!

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