Beatle-wife Yoko Uno: Hillary and I had A Sexual Affair

by on 19/10/16 at 6:09 am

Beatle-wife Yoko Uno admits she and Hillary often ate down at the 'Y'.

Beatle-wife Yoko Uno admits she and Hillary often ate down at the ‘Y’.

Right-hand-lady Huma Abedin has been romantically linked to Hillary for years.

Right-hand-lady Huma Abedin has been romantically linked to Hillary for years.

During her four years at Yale, Hillary had a reputation for  kissing plenty of beavers.

During her four years at Yale, Hillary had a reputation for kissing plenty of beavers.

Beverly Hills, CA –

Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.

The artist and widow of ex-Beatle John Lennon, who is in Los Angeles to present a collection of stolen cups and saucers from IHOP she is exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art, totally took reporters by surprise by admitting she had not only met the former First Lady at various times during a series of protests against the Vietnam War in New York in the 1970s but also knew her “ very intimately”.

The celebrity admitted laughingly to having “a fling” with her at the time and acknowledged her election “would be a great advancement for LGBT and Women rights in America” she added.

Yoko Ono when asked about her thoughts about Hillary’s run for the presidency completely took reporters by surprise.

“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in” she explained.

“We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I do remember that she had some serious hygiene problems back then and I used plenty of mouthwash before heading back to our apartment. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign” she told reporters during the press conference.

Experts believe the statement could affect the presidential candidates bid for the presidency but previous allegations of Hillary Clinton’s lesbian past have not seemed to play against the front runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential race yet.



One Response to “Beatle-wife Yoko Uno: Hillary and I had A Sexual Affair”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 19th, 2016

    A New York Times Reporter at a Hillary fund raiser was overheard asking:”why does the champagne taste like Listerine mouthwash?’

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