by Oleg Penkovsky on 20/10/16 at 8:26 pm
Nevada – (SatireWorld.com)
An Oscar de la Rentboy AW16-17 padded straitjacket stole the show at the University of Nevada last night as Hillary Clinton channeled her inner Madam President psychosis. And Blue Dog Dems everywhere cried Jesus F***ing Wept.
Described in today’s Women’s Wear N Tear Daily as a ‘stunted and dumpy Stay-Puft-Marshmallowman outfit’ the $50,000 confection did little to enhance the wannabe’s bod.
“Specialist haberdashery hid a whole load of Kevlar,” the style bible’s editor enthused in her column, “including a bulletproof gusset inside Hillary’s pants.”