Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 Is What Swung It For Nobel Literature Gong Says UN Professor Of Weedology

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It seems to have worked for Obama

Listening to Rainy Day Women while visiting Psakistan seems to have worked for Obama

Don't Bogart that joint Barry!

Don’t Bogart that joint Barry!

Oslo, Norway – (SatireWorld.com)

A world renowned authority on recreational pharmacology has gone on record about the award of the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature to Bob Dylan.

Speaking exclusively to SatireWorld reporters UN Special Envoy for Cerebral Cortex Toxicity Professor Einstein Flintstone said the Awards Committee had deliberated long and hard over several bongs of freshly harvested Matanuska Thunderf**k before making the decision, during which time they’d listened to Dylan’s famous 1966 album Blonde On Blonde.

“Everybody must get stoned,” Flintstone explained, “Dylan’s archetypal weed anthem about spliff-roller paranoia affecting the cognitive system, including the hippocampus.

“Arias (sic) highly affected by a lungful include the cerebellum and basal ganglia never mind the hypothalamus, amygdala and brain stem.

“The five million dollars prize money should buy a few tokes.”

Dylan, 69, has refused to get involved.

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