by Oleg Penkovsky on 26/10/16 at 7:16 pm
Santa Monica Lewinsky, California – (SatireWorld.com)
A Sunset Boulevard picture agency has announced the imminent publication of its long-awaited Halloween Special. Featuring morning-after-the-night-before shots of a ratarsed Mrs Clinton crawling out of her very married, dual Oscar winner lover’s matrimonial four-poster.
And tumbling ass over tit into the respectable confines of a security guard-flanked, taxpayer-funded official FLOTUS limo, a silver revolver still strapped to the inside of one of her thighs.
According to Klit-Slutz Anonymous.con website which is running the story the ‘lucky guy’ who serviced the former First Lady’s carnal chasm is currently married to an ‘absolute cracker’ – a beautiful, successful Hollywood actress who’d probably puke ‘with schmuck’ if the offending footage went viral.
“It’s the utter pits,” a SatireWorld.com showbiz source commented after rubbishing suggestions ‘that it’s Jack Nicholson’.
“From the waist down this guy’s a dead ringer for massive-schlonged movie actor Errol Flynn RIP,” our Deep Throat chuckled.
Swine Flu Over The Cuckold’s Nest 2 could soon be in for another gong.