Hillary’s Hollywood ‘Walk Of Shame’ Star Is In Its Ascendancy

by on 26/10/16 at 7:16 pm

...did we mention that Hillary supports the 2nd Amendment?

…did we mention that Hillary supports the 2nd Amendment?

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California – (SatireWorld.com)

A Sunset Boulevard picture agency has announced the imminent publication of its long-awaited Halloween Special. Featuring morning-after-the-night-before shots of a ratarsed Mrs Clinton crawling out of her very married, dual Oscar winner lover’s matrimonial four-poster.

And tumbling ass over tit into the respectable confines of a security guard-flanked, taxpayer-funded official FLOTUS limo, a silver revolver still strapped to the inside of one of her thighs.

According to Klit-Slutz Anonymous.con website which is running the story the ‘lucky guy’ who serviced the former First Lady’s carnal chasm is currently married to an ‘absolute cracker’ – a beautiful, successful Hollywood actress who’d probably puke ‘with schmuck’ if the offending footage went viral.

“It’s the utter pits,” a SatireWorld.com showbiz source commented after rubbishing suggestions ‘that it’s Jack Nicholson’.

“From the waist down this guy’s a dead ringer for massive-schlonged movie actor Errol Flynn RIP,” our Deep Throat chuckled.

Swine Flu Over The Cuckold’s Nest 2 could soon be in for another gong.



2 Responses to “Hillary’s Hollywood ‘Walk Of Shame’ Star Is In Its Ascendancy”

  1. O'Leg Pee

    Oct 27th, 2016

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 27th, 2016

    Crooked Hillary’s latest big lie: She was against the Supreme Court’s decision in Heller Vs DC, whereby the court ruled it is a person’s right to have a handgun to defend their property and inhabitants lives!

    Hillary claims the DC law was to protect toddler’s lives!

    WHAT A BIG CROCK OF SHIT THIS WOMAN IS, THAT SHE CAN TELL THIS BIG LIE WITH A STRAIGHT FACE! Heller had nothing to do with toddlers!

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