by Oleg Penkovsky on 30/10/16 at 10:18 am
New York – (SatireWorld.com)
Forensic cryptologists are busy checking for signs of paranormal activity in Mrs Clinton’s knickers this weekend amid fears that a spooky, hexoplasm-riddled thumb drive may have been secreted inside one of her cavernous pantiliner gussets, according to SatireWorld.com reports.
“The suspected existence of a Hill-oween plug-and-play portable storage device has long been a thorn in the flesh of Democrat Blue Dogs,” veteran DC campaign strategist Sal Volatile commented.
“We’re blaming dirty, blood-sucking Clinton corndoggers for this latest eruption that threatens to destroy the Dems’ fragile internal peace pact.”
News of the ‘Trick or Treaty’ debacle is seen as a potential hammer blow to presidential nominee Mrs Clinton – whose aide Huma Weiner went to to ground on Friday night following the discovery of ‘something disgusting’ in a Fed trawl of her many devices.
Chelsea Clinton’s Hackberry could be next on the pisst. List!