Hillary Loses All Sense Of Huma

by on 30/10/16 at 10:18 am

Shocked! Hillary gets word that the FBI has started to look down her knickers in a new probe that promises to be Vaseline free.

Shocked!
Hillary gets word that the FBI has started to look down her knickers in a new probe that promises to be Vaseline free.

New York – (SatireWorld.com)

Forensic cryptologists are busy checking for signs of paranormal activity in Mrs Clinton’s knickers this weekend amid fears that a spooky, hexoplasm-riddled thumb drive may have been secreted inside one of her cavernous pantiliner gussets, according to SatireWorld.com reports.

“The suspected existence of a Hill-oween plug-and-play portable storage device has long been a thorn in the flesh of Democrat Blue Dogs,” veteran DC campaign strategist Sal Volatile commented.

“We’re blaming dirty, blood-sucking Clinton corndoggers for this latest eruption that threatens to destroy the Dems’ fragile internal peace pact.”

News of the ‘Trick or Treaty’ debacle is seen as a potential hammer blow to presidential nominee Mrs Clinton – whose aide Huma Weiner went to to ground on Friday night following the discovery of ‘something disgusting’ in a Fed trawl of her many devices.

Chelsea Clinton’s Hackberry could be next on the pisst. List!



2 Responses to “Hillary Loses All Sense Of Huma”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 31st, 2016

    Drilling a well behind Hillary’s home, the contractor hit a very large pool of Democratic slime!

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