Poetry Corner – ‘Hillary’

by on 01/11/16 at 4:26 pm

Poor victim Hillary, alone at the pass... Try as she may, she's still an ass....

Poor victim Hillary, alone again at the pass…
Try as she may, she’s still just an ass….

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SatireWorld.com –

Hillary

(With apologies to Hilaire Belloc, 1870 – 1953)

Hillary told such dreadful lies

It made folk retch and puke their fries

When early in her disreputable youth

She showed a total disregard for Truth

By spinning yarns, whopper after whopper

Convinced nobody had the guts to stop her…

Sympathetic Dems tried hard to believe her

While sucking on bongs of cannabis sativa

Some might have relented had not she

Pissed all over a detractor (called Oleg Pee)

Who at a White House state event

Once subpoenaed Hillary for being bent

And served courtroom papers describing how

The US First Lady’s an incorrigible cow

With a rabid penchant for writing bad checks

In payment to those servicing her with sex

And whose drive-by shootings and other stuff

Came from dirty urges in her putrid muff

Destroying anyone who had had the affront

To testify before judges that she’s a rotten cunt…

Years went by and nothing much changed

Besides Hillary hiding she’s completely deranged

While posting dot gov mail from a private server

And feigning innocence like a neutral observer

But all the while when the bile looked spent

Hillary was gunning to be President…

Now days away from the witching hour

Her forked tongue is rattling, waiting to devour

The millions of voters wanting to punt

Their hard-earned democracy on this mendacious cunt

So the moral of this story is abundantly dire:

Don’t vote for Hillary the Dems’ corrupt liar.



3 Responses to “Poetry Corner – ‘Hillary’”

  1. Bargis

    Nov 1st, 2016

    bravo..a fine example of poetic justice!

  2. O'Leg Pee

    Nov 1st, 2016

    Dirty urges in her putrid muff:

    Tom Steyer. Michael Douglas, Val Kilmer. Marc Rich.

    And later David Cameron.

  3. O'Leg Pee

    Nov 2nd, 2016

    Blatant censorship from HumorFeed.com which nearly always carries links to SW stories with minimal bullshit.

    Here’s what they have posted about my poem:

    Poetry Corner – ‘Hillary’
    satireworld 1 day 1 minute ago News Satire hillary clinton hillary poem election disaster All http://satireworld.com 10 Readers | Discuss
    (SatireWorld.com)

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue….
    Here’s a little poem,
    that tells it truth and true!
    It’s dedicated to a crime boss who’s name is Hillary,
    We hope your jail cell is nice and frilly!

    What arseholes.

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