PHOTO EDITION-Hillary Used Fake Tears During Concession Speech

by on 13/11/16 at 9:32 am

Ted Nordstrom says he snapped a photo of the fake tears as Hillary dabbed some on her eyelids prior to walking out on stage.

Ted Nordstrom says he snapped a photo of the fake tears as Hillary dabbed some on her eyelids prior to walking out on stage.

All fake folks! According to Hillary expert Jim Dunn, any real tears would've come out as little ice cubes.

All fake folks! According to Hillary expert Jim Dunn, any real tears would’ve come out as little ice cubes.

According to several witnesses, a diluted pepper spray was injected into all the A/C systems that flowed into the audience. It was first noticed by a Fox News TV crew on the scene who suddenly felt tears running down their faces when in fact, they were laughing!

According to several witnesses, a diluted pepper spray was injected into all the A/C systems that flowed into the audience. It was first noticed by a Fox News TV crew on the scene who suddenly felt tears running down their faces when in fact, they were laughing!

....Hard night for the brain dead!

….Hard night for the brain dead!

CNN released this photo showing a supposed Hillary supporter on a New York city street....It later was proven false when Ned Flanders of Springfield says it was his photo right after a wasp stung him on his penis.

CNN released this photo showing a supposed weeping Hillary supporter on a New York city street….It later was proven false when Ned Flanders of Springfield says it was his photo taken moments after a wasp stung him on his penis as he was relieving himself in a side alley. The woman to Ned’s right showed surprise when she looked over and saw Ned forgot to pull his Little Oscar back into its parking garage!

Hillary took two days off of the speaking schedule to practice slight-of-hand execises where she subvertly dabbed small amounts of fake tears on her eyelids. Originally, these were to be 'tears of joy' but all soon changed on the wee hours of November 9th!

Hillary took two days off of the speaking schedule to practice slight-of-hand execises where she subvertly dabbed small amounts of fake tears on her eyelids. Originally, these were to be ‘tears of joy’ but all soon changed on the wee hours of November 9th!

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

Press reports of possible Hillary Clinton trickery has been reaching the boiling point om social media when it was revealed that Hillary Clinton used a fake tears product prior to addressing her followers at her official concession speech on Wednesday.

The Crocodile Tears Association confirmed the social media report and promised an investigation if needed to uncover additional fraudulent activity that might contain copyrighted material.

A FOX News crew reported a pepper spray like material that seemed to become airborne when it filtered onto the audience of Hillary Clinton supporters who sadly attended the official concession speech Wednesday morning. Cameraman Ed Billingsly says he and his soundman Ted Warner were laughing at the time when reports of Trump’s election win were announced and suddenly felt tears streaming down their faces.

In Democratic strongholds like Philadelphia, Portland, and New York City availability to products like Kleenex and inexpensive hankies suddenly became difficult to buy and many just resorted to using their shirt sleeves to wipe awy tears and snot. In the short term proved an immediate boon to city dry cleaners.

Noted Professor Dr. Jim Dunn was quoted as saying that Hillary’s tears was an impossibility due to the usual cold-hearted demenor of Clinton. According to the professor, “If she was crying believve me, small mini ice cubes would be popping out on her cheeks instead of a saline solution.”



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