by Annoying Rash on 13/11/16 at 9:32 am
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
Press reports of possible Hillary Clinton trickery has been reaching the boiling point om social media when it was revealed that Hillary Clinton used a fake tears product prior to addressing her followers at her official concession speech on Wednesday.
The Crocodile Tears Association confirmed the social media report and promised an investigation if needed to uncover additional fraudulent activity that might contain copyrighted material.
A FOX News crew reported a pepper spray like material that seemed to become airborne when it filtered onto the audience of Hillary Clinton supporters who sadly attended the official concession speech Wednesday morning. Cameraman Ed Billingsly says he and his soundman Ted Warner were laughing at the time when reports of Trump’s election win were announced and suddenly felt tears streaming down their faces.
In Democratic strongholds like Philadelphia, Portland, and New York City availability to products like Kleenex and inexpensive hankies suddenly became difficult to buy and many just resorted to using their shirt sleeves to wipe awy tears and snot. In the short term proved an immediate boon to city dry cleaners.
Noted Professor Dr. Jim Dunn was quoted as saying that Hillary’s tears was an impossibility due to the usual cold-hearted demenor of Clinton. According to the professor, “If she was crying believve me, small mini ice cubes would be popping out on her cheeks instead of a saline solution.”