Breaking News! Rolling Stones Agree To Play Trump Inauguration

by on 22/12/16 at 7:46 am

Insiders say there was no offer from Administration officials  for cabinet positions in exchange for performing, though guitarist Keith Richards did request a key to the White House liquor cabinet.

Insiders say there was no offer from Administration officials for cabinet positions in exchange for performing, though guitarist Keith Richards did request a key to the White House liquor cabinet.

Richards says he'll play a few new tunes including one he penned himself  called 'Hillary the Cunt' which should cause some activity on the ballroom dance floor.

Richards says he’ll play a few new tunes including one he penned himself called ‘Hillary the Cunt’ which should cause some activity on the ballroom dance floor.


New York City – (SatireWorld.com)

The world’s most popular rock and roll band has agreed to play at President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th, 2017. This ends weeks of speculation as to who will buck the boycott placed on popular stars and celebrities who have been pressured by Democrat supporters to ignore Trump’s victory and disclaim his Presidency.

During a meeting with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Donald Trump hashed out a program that would allow the band to play during the actual inauguration and at the following black tie ball that will include leaders from around the globe.

Media will be allowed with the exception of CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, and the New York Times which will have to report the festivities from a roped off ‘press section’ in the parking lot adjacent to the Toys-R-Us about 4 blocks from the festivities.

Mick Jagger downplayed the rumor that he and Kellianne Conway will perform a duet together on stage, but Jagger did leave open a chance to dance with First Lady Melania Trump.



One Response to “Breaking News! Rolling Stones Agree To Play Trump Inauguration”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Oct 26th, 2017

    Should have got Vladimir for the inauguration gig:
    http://nypost.com/2017/10/25/fats-domino-made-even-vladimir-putin-rock-out/

    Looks like Steve Bannon dancing – towards the end of this 2010 vid.

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