by Annoying Rash on 22/12/16 at 7:46 am
New York City – (SatireWorld.com)
The world’s most popular rock and roll band has agreed to play at President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th, 2017. This ends weeks of speculation as to who will buck the boycott placed on popular stars and celebrities who have been pressured by Democrat supporters to ignore Trump’s victory and disclaim his Presidency.
During a meeting with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Donald Trump hashed out a program that would allow the band to play during the actual inauguration and at the following black tie ball that will include leaders from around the globe.
Media will be allowed with the exception of CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, and the New York Times which will have to report the festivities from a roped off ‘press section’ in the parking lot adjacent to the Toys-R-Us about 4 blocks from the festivities.
Mick Jagger downplayed the rumor that he and Kellianne Conway will perform a duet together on stage, but Jagger did leave open a chance to dance with First Lady Melania Trump.