Democrats Demand Trump Start Paying Rent For Living In Their Heads

by on 25/06/17 at 10:13 am

Republican Tom Conroy  explains to CBS Radio listeners how he developed a sure fire cure to rid Democrats of the 'Trump Head' syndrome

Republican Tom Conroy explains why reparations won’t work to CBS Evening News listeners. Holding up Maxine Waters head, he shared how he developed a surefire cure to rid Democrats like Maxine of the ‘Trump-in-my- Head’ syndrome


WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com)

President Trump has been living rent-free in the heads of tens of millions of Democrats for well over a year now, and many are finally saying “enough is enough.” They now want reparations.

“As the party of freeloaders, it pains me to say this,” a disturbed Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer said on Saturday, “But if he’s going to live here 24/7, he needs to pay up.” Schumer was unsure when asked what he thought a fair price for head-space rental might be.

Socialist Bernie Sanders admitted, “I usually advocate for everything to be free, but in this case, I think an exception is warranted. I know Mr. Trump has been living in my own head, rent-free, for a long time. And my crazy mind is even paying all his bills! Even cable!”

Hollywood celebrities like Johnny Depp, Chelsea Handler, Cher, and Judd Apatow are complaining about Trump being a squatter in their heads, and not paying a cent for it. It should be noted that living in these heads is like living in a small travel trailer, as there just isn’t much space to begin with.

Many black entertainers like Chris Rock, Samuel Jackson, MSNBC’s Joy Reid, and Whoopi Goldberg also want back-rent, along with interest, for the time Trump has been living rent-free in their heads. But, of course, they want reparations for everything.

 



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