White House Hires Baseball Legend Ty Cobb To Answer Russian Involvement Charges

by on 15/07/17 at 2:06 pm

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Donald Trump announced on Saturday that baseball great Ty Cobb would immediately serve as special counsel at the White House in response to ridiculous claims of Trump Russian involvement in the 2016 election.

Cobb, often referred to as the ‘Georgia Peach’ has been under consideration to serve in the White House counsel’s office in a role that would allow him to respond to investigators and congressional inquiries regarding the Russia-related investigations.

Cobb, who isn’t an attorney, played outfield and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. The choice by the White House as special counsel
The attorney’s hiring comes in a week in which Democratic scrutiny of the Trump family’s involvement in the election interference efforts was invigorated by revelations that the president’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., agreed to a meeting in June 2016 with a Russian attorney he was told had incriminating information about Democratic rival Hillary Clinton.

Cobb was recently quoted as saying, “Those Democrats are on the verge of being the laughing stock political party of the century! It was meeting by a private citizen who later said publicly was a poor choice and a mistake ….So when is a meeting an impeachable offense? Just a bunch of sore-loser jackasses if you ask me”

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