Oppressed Multi-Millionaire Stevie Wonder Takes A Knee

by on 25/09/17 at 9:07 am

Sunday's NFL games had scores of NFL player protesters taking a knee including the Ram's center Kwame Jones who suffers from helmet-to-head damages.

Sunday’s NFL games had scores of NFL player protesters taking a knee including the Ram’s center Kwame Jones who suffers from helmet-to-head damages.


New York, NY – [satireworld.com]

Aging singer Stevie Wonder became the latest “oppressed” multi-millionaire coddled elitist to take a knee to show solidarity with Colin Kaepernick and other NFL athletes who have decided to kneel when the National Anthem is played prior to all football game activity.

America’s sport’s elitists have a made an effort to turn America’s national pastimes into a political forum where season ticket holders and devoted TV watchers have to spend their free time, and in the case of season ticket holders, their hard earned money to watch spoiled rich men playing a game often with childish behavior and barely literate explanations for their actions.

“Tonight, I’m taking a knee for America; but not just one knee, I’m taking both knees,” said Wonder before he performed at the 2017 Global Citizen Festival in New York City on Saturday.

“Both knees in prayer for our planet, our future, our leaders of the world and our globe. Amen,” he said.

350 pound Wonder struggled to kneel along with his son, Kwame Morris and said he “wanted to say that prayer before I serve you my musical meal,” to rousing applause.

Immediately after, several assistants struggled to pull the over-weight Wonder to his feet.



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