Motion Picture Academy Strips Weinstein, Vows to ‘Redistribute Oscars To Poor People’

by on 14/10/17 at 9:00 am

The warning signs were everywhere in Hollywood, but those in the know just kept quiet and made believe it wasn't happening to other people's daughters.

The warning signs were everywhere in Hollywood, but those in the know just kept quiet and made believe it wasn’t happening to other people’s daughters.

...even serial molesters like Bill Clinton were often explained away as ....'Boys will be boys!' In a culture that subjected women to a disadvantage when it came to aspiring to career heights in their professions.

…even serial molesters like Bill Clinton were often explained away as ….’Boys will be boys!’ In a culture that subjected women to a disadvantage when it came to aspiring to career heights in their acting professions.

The leftist media's part in the cover-up and refusal to alert citizens  with concerns about the  treatment of women by the likes of Harvey Weinstein should be grounds for losing their broadcast license.

The leftist media’s part in the cover-up and refusal to alert citizens with concerns about the treatment of women by the likes of Harvey Weinstein should be grounds for losing their broadcast license.


Los Angeles, Calipornia – (SatireWorld.com)

Likely beneficiaries under consideration are thought to include bankrupt former porn stars and their disenfranchised crack dealer chums who lost out on hard-won ObamaScare benefits following the election of President Trump last year.

The chest-thumping gesture comes as the Picture Academy issued a statement this morning deploring its own credulity for the past 30 years:

“We’d always assumed Swinestein actually produced and/or directed all those six movies,” a gongs committee source told SatireWorld reporters, “despite lots of evidence it was all a sham.

“Hopefully this act of atonement will paper over – uh, address the disaster! – and wipe the smirk off the pervert’s pock-marked face.”

Commenting on this weekend’s development an addiction counsellor at Arizona’s Seedy Perverts Clinic said, “Harvey is powerless after a gram or three,” amid reports the disgraced moviemaker’s cell phone was ‘bugged by divorce lawyers since 2015’.

An update on this farce-breaking story will follow soon.



4 Responses to “Motion Picture Academy Strips Weinstein, Vows to ‘Redistribute Oscars To Poor People’”

  1. Bargis

    Oct 14th, 2017

    good story Oleg!

  2. O’Leg Pee

    Oct 14th, 2017

    And the Best Pictures gong goes to……the SatireWorld Picture Editor!

    • Philbert of Macadamia

      Oct 14th, 2017

      O’Leg good story!

      I’m shocked O’Leg, there is SEX going on in HOLLYWOOD along with kissing Obozo’s and Hillary’s lying butts!

      The Trump Organization plans to buy HOLLYWOOD and MALIBU and turn the property into low income housing!

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 15th, 2017

    Hillary Clinton:

    “We made a person who committed sexual assault president,” William Jefferson Clinton!

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