Sexual Groping Charge Leveled At Joe Biden

by on 22/11/17 at 2:53 pm

The offended officer said it wasn't thrilling nor consensual.

The offended officer said it wasn’t thrilling nor consensual and he felt used and dirty afterwards.

It Must Be A Democrat Thing......Giving a helping hand! Ex-President Bill Clinton gets in a few gropes at an early breast cancer detection seminar in Miami last spring.

It Must Be A Democrat Thing……Giving a helping hand!
Ex-President Bill Clinton gets in a few gropes at an early breast cancer detection seminar in Miami last spring.

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com)

State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite ex-Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by Biden in his hour-long speech to over 600 law enforcement attendees.

It all started when Biden attended last Thursday’s 35th anniversary meeting and gave a long speech and presentation on the future of gay rights, gay marriage, gay adoption, gay military membership, lesbian sex, pedophile sex, animal sex, and future roles for transgender members of the various state police agencies in attendance. The Vice President demanded a 50% quota of LBTG applicants for all levels of state police agencies including road patrols and criminal investigations.

A photographer caught the rather embarrassing moment when Biden attempted to demonstrate a ‘Chris Matthews Obama Leg Tingle’ on unsuspecting Veteran Trooper Bill O’Connell seated next to the VP. The VP was immediately cut off from any additional refreshments and was escorted back to his secret service security entourage for the trip back to the Holiday Inn where he was staying.

O’Connell, who says he’s been in worse situations, talked with reporters afterward and reassured troopers under his command that, “No one ‘cept Mrs O’Connell rubs my leg!”

Event coordinators vow not to have ‘Freaky Joe’ back next year.

Next week, Joe Biden is scheduled to attend an all LBTG meeting of transvestites where he will discuss the obvious gay hatred of the fashion industry by their overt practices of not manufacturing dresses, skirts, and blouses for men-sized switch hitters.



One Response to “Sexual Groping Charge Leveled At Joe Biden”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 26th, 2017

    A man named Bill Clinton was arrested in Midtown Manhattan NYC by the NY de Blasio Wrong Pronoun Squad (NYDWPS) for addressing his wife Hillary as “Yo Bitch!”

    The NYDWPS charging document indicated that “Yo” was an improper pronoun!

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