Wedding Night Horror as Two Sets of Conjoined Twins Share Honeymoon Bed

by on 31/01/18 at 9:16 am

Daisy and Violet loved the saxophone but hated each other.

Daisy and Violet loved the saxophone but hated each other.

San Antonio, Texas – (

For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins Percival and Buck and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one each other.

The Pissgums, Percival and Buck, have shared everything for all their lives. Adventures around the world as pirates. A brief stint in the Old American West as cowboy outlaws. Even a career as circus performers left the boys closer than the proverbial Siamese Twins. In fact, they were Siamese Twins conjoined at the hip.

So when Buck met Daisy Hilton, another conjoined twin, Percival felt a little left out since he couldn't get to first base with Daisy’s conjoined sister, Violet. In the worst of the worst of any bad luck, Violet Hilton was a very frustrated lesbian leaving a bewildered Percival out in the cold.

As events progressed on, Buck and Daisy planned their wedding day down to the color of table napkins, and the music the band would perform for the 100 or so invited guests. One last detail remained…How to arrange the wedding night.

Daisy purchased her sexy wedding negligee, a see-through pink affair with easy to open strings and matching panties that hid the thick portion of her conjoined behind.

The hotel room was spacious with a four-poster bed that could accommodate all four with room to spare. Buck and a perturbed Percival showered and scented themselves with expensive cologne. Buck wore a clean set of underwear. Daisy and Violet did the same. Now, the moment of truth was at hand.

The lights dimmed and soft music played on the room's speakers. The soft rustle of crisp satin sheets and the muffled groan of bed springs were the only other sounds as the foursome entered awkwardly onto the wedding night bed.

Buck reached into his pajama top pocket and pulled out a soft package and handed it to Percival.

"What is this? I ain't puttin' da rubber on fer ya!" Percival's face showed indignation.

"It's a mask you idiot. I don't want yer squirrelly fruit-loop eyes checking out my darlin’ bride during such a delicate time!" Buck then smiled and planted a big wet kiss on Daisy’s cheek.

Daisy smiled while reached over to the table. She handed her sister a paper bag.

"I ain't putting that over my head if that's what you mean!" Violet crossed her arms and scowled at her sister who innocently held the bag.

"No! It's checkers and a checker board so you and Percival have something to do while we have our fun."

In a moment of frenzied, tangling movements Buck positioned himself atop a moaning Daisy. All that Percival could see from a slit under the mask was the head and one arm of Violet from beneath Daisy, as the lusting bride gave herself willingly to her new husband.

Violet’s one free hand moved the playing pieces across the board as both tried to concentrate on the game at hand, oblivious as they could be to shouts of 'Oh Daddy!' and the repetitive squeaking of tortured bed springs.

Percival glanced over and a thought ran through his mind and a sly smile broke…." King me!"

2 Responses to “Wedding Night Horror as Two Sets of Conjoined Twins Share Honeymoon Bed”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Feb 27th, 2018

    Pissgum Twins involved in French wine trade, launch very own label ‘Spirit of Pissgums’:

    Esprit de Puisseguin, Puisseguin Saint-Emillion

    “Rich, ripe style for drinking over the next few years”

    A deliciously plump Merlot-based blend from the small commune of Puisseguin, within the greater Saint-Émilion region, which offers great value.

  2. Bargis

    Feb 27th, 2018

    let’s pop a cork!

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