Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium Opens Today in Chappaquiddick, Massachusetts

by on 05/04/18 at 7:45 am

Aquarium officials installed an underwater speaker that broadcasts Ted Kennedy's last words to Mary Jo....." Wait here! I'm going for help and for God's sake please spit all of it out and clean yourself up!"

Aquarium officials installed an underwater speaker that realistically broadcasts Ted Kennedy’s last words to Mary Jo…..” Wait here! I’m going for help and for God’s sake please just spit it out and breath and try to clean yourself up!”

The Aquarium's art exhibit has an original painting entitled ' TED KENNEDY ENTERS HELL. The oil on canvas portrays Ted Kennedy's entrance into the Abyss assisted by brothers John and Bobby. The souvenir shop has postcards and tee shirts with the artwork.

The Aquarium’s art exhibit has an original painting entitled ‘ TED KENNEDY ENTERS HELL’. The oil on canvas portrays Ted Kennedy’s entrance into the Great Abyss assisted by brothers John and Bobby.
The souvenir shop has postcards and tee shirts with the artwork.

(satireworld.com) It only took about 50 years of enduring various hard-handed tactics and immense political pressure by the Kennedy clan to keep the secret buried, but today the truth finally appears to be out in public with the grand opening of the Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium and the simultaneous opening of the Hollywood-inspired motion picture ‘Chappaquiddick’, an honest re- telling of what really happened when Ted Kennedy drove his Oldsmobile off a bridge late a night and ended a 1972 run for his almost certain Presidency.

Some claimed the hard partying Ted Kennedy was drunk and lost control of his car while getting a blow job from a campaign worker who later perished when the cowardly Kennedy swam away from the sinking car and neglected to get help for almost 8 or more hours and ended up calling his attorney first before reporting the accident to the proper local authorities.

Others defended the Massachusetts Senator’s actions as simply an ‘unfortunate accident’ on a bridge that was sorely needing repairs and the young Kennedy was unaware. Some say he valiantly and heroically tried to save the young women, Mary Jo Kopeckne but was unable to due to tidal currents and the darkness.

The truth about Ted Kennedy and his entitled lifestyle will undoubtedly cause a furor among the Kennedy sainthood folks, but the truth about why a married man who was witnessed as being drunk was caught up in a fatal accident and the resulting 50 year old cover-up will enlighten many and finally close a torrid chapter of America’s biggest political cover-up.



2 Responses to “Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium Opens Today in Chappaquiddick, Massachusetts”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Apr 7th, 2018

    Ted Kennedy Collapses At Barack Obama Inaugural Lunch:
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/4300504/Ted-Kennedy-collapses-at-Barack-Obama-inauguration-lunch.html

    Sure left a horrible taste in the mouth for some. The ensuing cover-up a masterpiece of cold war crap.

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