Trump at White House Prison Summit…. Kim Kardashian Has A Really Fat Ass

by on 31/05/18 at 2:48 pm

To prove there are no artificial fillers or   mechanical devices, Kim proudly shows off an CAT Scan of her ass. Contrary to what other sources are claiming that the CAT scan is really an old X-ray of a frozen Mastodon's butt found in Siberia

To prove there are no artificial fillers or mechanical devices, Kim proudly shows off an CAT Scan of her ass. Contrary to what other sources are claiming that the CAT scan is really an old X-ray of a frozen Mastodon’s butt found in Siberia

Wrong Kim, but still a big ass......

Wrong Kim, but still a big ass……

n the 'Ass Richter Scale'Kim Kardashian ranks a stunning 97 out of a possible 100. Kardashian ties Michelle Obama in a national ranking of fat asses squeezed into sausage skin dresses.

On the ‘Ass Richter Scale’
Kim Kardashian ranks a stunning 97 out of a possible 100. Kardashian ties Michelle Obama in a national ranking of fat asses squeezed into sausage skin dresses.


The White House – (satireworld.com)

After a much heralded meeting about prison reform Donald Trump had off hand remarks about Kim Kardashian’s large ass…Yes, you heard it here first!

For years, Kim Kardashian, and her equally untalented family, have dominated magazine covers, TV celebrity news shows, and reality TV with pointless blathering, boring lifestyles, and hyped family situations that only truly brain dead fans could call reality and fact. Now, in the public interest SatireWorld will take a first step down the Celebrity Truth Highway and finally proclaim to the masses that have turned a blind eye, that…Kim Kardashian has a really fat ass!
Now, like ex-VP Joe Biden, some larger asses occasionally make news. But seldom does anyone say anything about an obvious flaw like….”Why does this Kardashian bimbo wears overly tight clothing further enhancing her thunder thighs and fat ass? What is she a cartoon?”

Twice in the last six months aides had to rush in to save an exploding clothing seam that threatened to unravel and expose casual viewers to more ‘information then they required’ while Kim Kardashian pranced around in public like she was someone who was really important.

Folks down at the Jimmy Dean sausage company have noticed and have introduced a pork sausage shaped like Kim Kardashian and her like endowed sisters called the ‘Media Hoglets.’ Spokesman Abe Hurst says, “we noticed her skin tight dresses and short skirts so we decided to make a product with 87% fat so others could share that Kardashian-fat-ass.”

It was only a few months ago when the media skewered singer Jessica Simpson over her post baby weight gain, and let’s not forget the personal torment Britany Spears suffered at the hands of pundits over her weight gain too. But with Mudshark Kardashian, not a negative word, but just more and more mindless coverage of a talentless media whore.

So, how does Kim Kardashian like being called a fat ass? Well, her publicist Karen Tremont says she’ll pursue a new reality show called, ‘Kim Kardashian’s Derrière Smothers LA’ hoping to beat competitors who will no doubt copy-cat the fat ass/reality show concept.



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