Bargis Tryhol…”I Had Sex With Justice Elena Kagan at an Arby’s Parking lot”

by on 26/09/18 at 7:53 pm

Come to think of it......

Come to think of it……

 Tryhol, who admits to being on the North side of 50, says it was fun but the shake melted all over his console.

Tryhol, who admits to being on the North side of 50, says it was fun but the shake melted all over his console.

Dooberville, GA – (satireworld.com)

As an almost perfect ending to what’s being called ‘Witch Hunt Wednesday,’ SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol has gone on public record saying that he ‘slipped the eel to’ Justice Elena Kagan back in 1982 while getting a mocha shake at a local Arbys!

Short on details, Tryhol promises more revelations immediately after future Justice Kavanaugh is seated on the bench. Until then, eager readers will have to satisfy themselves by reading press releases from Michael Avenatti, the attorney for Stormy Daniels.



3 Responses to “Bargis Tryhol…”I Had Sex With Justice Elena Kagan at an Arby’s Parking lot””

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 26th, 2018

    So that’s when Arby’s got the idea for the slogan “we have the meats”!

  2. Oleg P

    Sep 28th, 2018

    Elena Kagan sure knocks the spots off Trump’s Federal Judge Snowflake, what an evasive dork

  3. Jalapenoman

    Sep 28th, 2018

    Kagan and Sotomayor are both at least two baggers (Bader-Ginsburg is a three bagger) and all three would require full body condoms. It looks like Bargis took one for the team to give Elena her first sexual experience with a man!

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