Honduran Caravan Has Increased Ticket Sales To Famous Tijuana Donkey Shows Says Owner

by on 24/11/18 at 9:13 am

Yellow shirts like this one have been spotted on thousands of caravan  migrants both men and women. Te US Department of Agriculture says they'll begin screening asylum seekers for Hoof and Mouth disease and Mad Cow aliments.

Yellow shirts like this one have been spotted on thousands of caravan migrants both men and women. The US Department of Agriculture says they’ll begin screening asylum seekers for Hoof and Mouth disease and Mad Cow aliments.

The corral outside of the Donkey Show is a popular spot with photo-takers.

The corral outside of the Donkey Show is a popular spot with photo-takers.

TDS owner Murray Sanchez says an HBO special will filmed at his location in the next few months and promises to 'clean up all the donkey shit and paint the place.'

TDS owner Murray Sanchez says an HBO special will be filmed at his location in the next few months and promised HBO he’d ‘clean up most the old donkey shit and re=paint the place.’

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com)

One result of having an influx of almost ten thousand visitors to a small Mexican border town is…What do you do at night after the international press corp has turned off its cameras and the lights dim low?

Well, if you’re in Tijuana Mexico…20-30 something, bored, a male, and single you’re going to sample the nightlife and certainly spend a few of your precious pesos for eye-popping entertainment.

Che Dominguez said he visited the Tijuana Donkey Show with a few friends from El Salvador and had his eyes opened.

“Corumba! Mi Dios! I never see such tings like dat en my life,” said a dumbfounded Dominguez. He was speaking of the main event at the Tijuana Donkey Show where highly trained donkeys performed sex acts on willing local Mexican women!

Through an interpreter we learned many of the caravan females have inquired about job opportunities including Dominguez’s half-sister Consuelo Perez. Perez was surprised and came to realize that donkeys could do more than tote firewood and plow fields. She said that her brother Che was going to buy her a new dress and some perfume!

The Tijuana Donkey Show had a moment of international notoriety in 2016 when it was learned that the infamous Hillary Clinton missing emails originated from that location during a 2015 her Mexican visit when Clinton was Secretary of State.

TDS owner and impresario Murray Sanchez says he’s grateful for Donald Trump holding up the ‘invaders,’ as he called them, and hoped they stay around for at least six more months.



2 Responses to “Honduran Caravan Has Increased Ticket Sales To Famous Tijuana Donkey Shows Says Owner”

  1. Bargis

    Nov 24th, 2018

    Hmmmmm…

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 24th, 2018

    It’s definitely a far left Democratic donkey!

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