NBC Aires Chrissy Teigen’s Steamed Vagina Health Tips Live During New Years Eve Telecast

by on 01/01/19 at 4:17 pm

According to Chrissy, it's not just what shje finds at the beach, but her own clam gets a thorough steaming at least twice a week. Hot sauce with horseradish  is optional

According to Chrissy, it’s not just what she finds on the beach, but her own clam gets a thorough steaming at least twice a week.
Her husband John Legend stands behind her claims but says hot sauce with horseradish is optional

Husband John denies he snapped a photo of Chrissy's super clean clam.

Husband John denies he snapped a photo of Chrissy’s super clean clam.

According top her gynecologist, Melvin Lipshitz, this is NOT Chrissy's steamed clam.

According top her gynecologist, Melvin Lipshitz, this is NOT Chrissy’s steamed clam.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

According to Chrissy Teigen next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about two hundred and fifty dollars to make yourself feel vibrantly invigorated plus, get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to aging model Chrissy Teigen who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.

The famous model has shared with Times Square NBC viewers her appetite for healthy eating and physical fitness by putting her well used private parts through a new steam treatment to keep her young and flexible. The explicit adults-only talk aired live during the New Year’s Eve celebration at Times Square causing a ballyhooed rebuttal by shocked viewers.

Apparently, steaming the vagina can provide an “energetic release.” This is why Chrissy Teigen gets regular Titan C treatments at the Power Spa in Santa Monica.

“It is an energetic release,not just a steam douche, that balances my ample female hormone levels. If you’re in L.A., you have to do it,” she later wrote on her NBC lifestyle website.

According to spa owner Helmsworth Aggassi, “Ms. Teigen gets the treatment with our exclusive plutonium-powered steamer that once was used at the Los Angeles Power Station to run several 10MW electric generators. Believe me, once we power up that baby nothing stays stinky any longer.”

In a city that spends more time and money than anywhere else on Earth to promote way-out-there trends, the newest is all about keeping the flies from circling your vagina which seems to turn many Los Angelenos pretty much off…At least according to movie star and fellow steamer Gweneth Paltrow who says flies on her taco or clam is not a good sign!



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