Satire Disclaimer is a news satire and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within this are fiction and, presumably fake news.

Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to truly famous persons, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. is intended for a mature, sophisticated and discerning audience.

And please, no law firms representing English celebrities threatening us. We’ll publish the hell out of your baseless threats and bring a serious Streisand effect to your client. Bear that in mind.