by captain america on 06/08/11 at 6:28 amThe Bat Cave – (SatireWorld.com)
CAPTAIN AMERICA SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE LOSS OF COMMON SENSE AND THOSE WHO CAN’T FIND THEIR OWN ASS WITH BOTH HANDS IN THE 21ST CENTURY!
The government calls a shut down and lays off $12 an hour ticket takers at National Parks, lose $40M in revenue from Tourists who get in free.
Illegal aliens allowed to get driver’s licenses in Massachusetts, but don’t have to take driver’s test because with no ID they would be arrested and deported.
If you’re a dead democrat in Chicago you can vote forever. If you die as a Republican,you’re immediately taken off the roles until you roll over in your grave and re-register as a liberal.
You have to show your birth certificate to get a PassPort, but if you run for President you just have to show up on a Chicago payroll stub and be ‘articulate.’
If you’re a star tight end for Notre Dame and have 3 DUI’s in a year, you get a “Pass.”
If you’re anybody else you get a year in jail, loss of license, or an ankle bracelet.
Star football player turns down $35M rookie contract saying, “I made more in college,” threatens to return for his sophomore year.
NBA Union turns down opportunity to be the face of ‘ No Child Left Behind’ national campaign, but cites on going child support issues with 95% of dues paying members.
An OJ moment: DEA, ATF, DOJ authorize looking the other way on thousands of guns, and tons of drugs passing through the border in order to “catch the real criminal!”
Days after Brazil hosts Gay Parade, Gays protest permit for Heterosexual Parade…is this ASS Backwards?
Brazilian Gays claim 290 deaths last year, demand their Human Rights! 21,000 non-gays in Brazil murdered in same year, nobody says merde!
FDA waits 3 weeks before shutting down infected Turkey Burgers and issuing a recall
Explaining they WOULDN’T say S*** if they had a mouthful!
ACLU comes to the defense of Tattooed man who claims he couldn’t get hired.
Attorney Jose Baez says “F*** Y**” etched in red ink across forehead is freedom of speech
protected by Constitution. Judge tells Jose, “F*** Off!”
Vermont judge sentences repeat offender pedophile to community service as janitor at middle school in hopes of rehabilitation. Principal reluctantly rejects his request to take 11 year old cheer leader to prom….because she’s now pregnant!
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, an avowed Socialist, denies reports he’s an alcoholic.
Critics say he’s been out every night trying to paint the town red ever since he got to Washington!
Michelle Obama denies reports that since Barry was elected president they have no sex life.
Jane Fonda,73, is beside herself that 90% of Michelle’s garden is devoted to Zucchinis…really big ones!
UK Special Olympics: One legged Heather Mills takes on half arsed Piers Morgan over hack phone attack, now McCartney piles on. “Goody, Goody’ says one time slapper known as the
Duchess of Sandwich in her salad days.
You’ll have a good day now!