by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 04/09/11 at 6:28 pmDear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,
We’re coming up on the tenth anniversary of the day them ragheads drove our airplanes into them Twin Towers and crashed one into the Pentagon and another into a field. Lots of good people died that day in the planes, in the buildings, and trying to rescue folks.
Is there anything we can do to remember all our good people that died because of them cowardly sheep fuckers?
Jim Bob Jones Everywhere, USA
Dear Jim Bob,
Lots of folks are looking to shitbomb their local mosque or the Arab Student Center at their local university. Some are going to throw water balloons full of piss or eggs (Last year, folks was celebrating “Piss on a Mosque Day”). Get caught, however, and the politically correct bunch in power in Washington will do something stupid and have your ass arrested.
I like the idear of just throwing a simple paper airplane at a mosque, embassy, consulate, business, or at the home of a moslem/muslim (Yep, I’m using the lower case letters cuz them little shi’ites done deserve capitalization).
That’s it; just a simple paper airplane. Don’t write nothing hateful on the paper or use a page from the Victoria’s Secret Catalogue or a Weinershnitzel ad or a picture of a pig or a dead terrorist or a drawing of mohammed eating bacon while screwing a goat. Just use a plain old sheet of white paper, fold it into an airplane, and throw it at ‘em.
What are they gonna do: arrest you for littering?
If all Americans all over this great country of ours (or at least the ones that wasn’t stupid enough to voter for Obama) will do this, we’ll flood the mosques with our simple, little protests. We’ll send an easy message that we remember, that we care, and that their time is comin’.
If anyone else comes up with any other idears on ways we can protest, please send ‘em to me and I’ll print ‘em. How about it, all y’all? Got some idears for me and everybody else?
Today’s Observation from Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: Them raghead women must be pretty ugly under them veils to make their men go for so many sheep and camels!